I fear I might be leaving an unfair impression of my employment. My previous posts have all been very doom and gloom, but in the last month or so things have improved markedly. Now I spend much of my time at work watching Seinfeld episodes and learning Italian subliminally. Our tyrannical leader left us, so now we have complete freedom to speak, sit where we like, and generally fritter away our time. The only downside is that 75% of the workforce didn't make it through the dark times, so now there aren't many people around and we can't really talk a lot anyway. But I do now have a much stronger knowledge of Seinfeld's intricate and arching plot structure. And I can also say important things like, "Io sono divorciato" and "piaceri di conoscerti".
In other distressing news the Senators have really started to suck, just in time for the playoffs... hopefully the dozen or so injured players can make it back by then. And yes I'm well aware, irony of ironies, that my fantasy baseball team is being spanked.
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